She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone

Avonia the Wiccan pimp told me something interesting the other day. Well, she really didn’t tell it to me. It’s more that I asked her a raunchy question and she answered it rather than let me conjure up my own answer.

Apparently women can be vegetarians and still give oral to men.

It’s not putting flesh in their mouths that troubles most vegetarians but that it’s flesh from an animal who was killed. It’s an ethical and humane treatment issue, not a meat-in-mouth issue (medical problems notwithstanding).

So any girl who uses vegetarianism as an excuse for not giving oral is a damn liar, and she needs to be called out on it. Because if she’s lying about that odds are she’s lying about a lot of other stuff too. Like what she actually does for a living. Or who really is this Renaldo guy who keeps calling her cell phone. Or how exactly she got that rug burn between her shoulder blades.

So please, don’t slander vegetarians around the world just because you don’t want to suck cock.