This prank goes to 11

“Hey, look what I’m doing,” says Psycho Dave, emptying the contents of a gasoline can on the lawn of someone’s house.

“Are you burning your name into someone’s lawn?” I ask.

“No, I’m burning the whole house down,” says Psycho Dave.

“Um, April Fools’ Day is over, and really arson doesn’t count as a prank,” I say.  “It’s a felony last time I checked.”

“This isn’t for stupid April Fools’ Day,”says Psycho Dave.  “This is for April Fuck You Day.”

Psycho Dave throws a lit Zippo light into the pool of gasoline and the whole house goes up in flames. Six hours later, the owner of the house comes back from work to find only smoldering wreckage where he home once stood.  And that’s when Psycho Dave comes running out from the bushes with a bat.

“April Fuck You, asshole!”  Psycho Dave screams as he hits the guy in the back of the head with the bat and runs off.

And that’s April Fuck You Day for you.  It’s for people who find April Fools’ Day lacking.