Show me your ribs again, don’t waste another minute of your crying…

During our break, we noticed a new trend among young girls with poor self-image and self-esteem issues.  They’re not turning to anorexia or bulimia to achieve the sickly bodies they believe will solve their problems.

They’re turning to spoiled food.

You see, Diesel over at Mattress Police and Humor-blogs.com recently had some stomach problems that I’ve also had the misfortune to encounter.   And while a day of spewing all sorts of nasty things out of your mouth and ass with consistent dry heaving in between may not appeal to such people like Diesel or myself, it does appeal to these troubled young women.  Why?

1) It flattens your abs.  There is nothing that gets your stomach in awesome shape than a full day of dry heaving.  Stuff like the ab rocker or the ab lounger cannot compete with dry heaving.

2)  You can’t eat anything because it comes right back up.  You don’t even have to stick your finger down your throat.  It’s bulimia for lazy people.

3)  No one asks any questions about food poisoning.  Anorexia and bulimia have tell-tale signs that alert friends and family to the problem.  Food poisoning and stomach viruses, however, elicit no such questions or inquiries for further details.

So beware when your friend really wants their burgers undercooked, or is all about eating raw oysters, or drinks the juice right out of the package that frozen chicken came in.   They’ve got a eating disorder.