A date out of spite is still a date: Part 2

“That’s her!” says Mikka, seeing the purple lotus in Samurai Cathy’s hair. “Is my hair all right?”

“Yeah… it’s fine,” I say, a sense of dread creeping over me.

“Hey Cathy!” Mikka says, waving to his date.

Samurai Cathy’s eyes meet Mikka’s, then drift over to catch Ninja Vicki’s hateful glower. I begin to contemplate jumping through the window to escape the possible carnage.

“What the blue screaming fuck are you doing?” Ninja Vicki hollers at Samurai Cathy, then she points at Mikka. “And what the red howling shit do you think you’re doing?”

“I’m going on a date,” says Mikka.

“And he’s going with me,” says Samurai Cathy with a pleased grin.

“The fuck he is!” Ninja Vicki says, shaking with rage. “Mikka, you are not going on a date with my sworn blood enemy.”

“Um, yeah I am,” says Mikka. “I haven’t been on a date in years, and I’m not going to miss out on the opportunity just because ninjas and samurai don’t get along.”

“She’s only doing this to spite me,” Ninja Vicki says. “Somehow she found out that you and I are fri… uh, that we hang out together, and now she’s playing this sick little game with your emotions just to get at me.”

“Well, maybe I want my emotions right in the middle of a sick little game,” says Mikka. “Ever thought of that?”

“And Victoria, if I really wanted to ‘get’ at you, I’d just show up at your house and call you out to fight me in the street,” says Samurai Cathy. “Besides, aside from his difficulties with the English language, he’s quite fun to talk to.”

It’s at this point that I take my drink and hide under a nearby table, because Ninja Vicki has that wide-eyed look that I interpret to mean that she’s about to flip out and burn everything in the room with her anger.

“Mikka, you are not going out with Samurai Cathy and that’s final!” Ninja Vicki declares with a stomp of her foot.

“No, I’m pretty sure that I am,” says Mikka.

“No, you’re not, because you’re going out with me,” says Ninja Vicki, grabbing Mikka’s arm.

Well… I’d never thought I’d see the day when two women would fight over Mikka. Unfortunately, these women might actually fight over Mikka… with swords.

To be continued…

-rf

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