When 800 posts you reach, look as good you will not

According to the counter on my WordPress dashboard, this will be Renal Failure’s 800th post.

Yeah, we’re just as surprised as you are.

This seems like a good time to let you know what the All Time Top 5 Search Terms that people have used to find our happy den of lies are:

1. Renal Failure (we either confused a lot of people with kidney problems, or entertained them)

2. historical porn (we probably disappointed a lot of people with this)

3. renalfailure (if you’re on dialysis, you can’t use your space bar)

4: erin gray (I’m not ashamed to say I’ve always loved Colonel Wilma Deering from Buck Rogers)

5. lesbian video (this is solely from Tina the Lesbian’s Video Jukebox entries)

I wish I had something more to give all of you for reaching this point with us, but I don’t. Diesel’s book that I won last week hasn’t come in yet, so I can’t take a picture of me awkwardly holding it up in front of myself while I take a shitty picture with my cell phone just yet.

But I would like to take this occasion to ask our readers this: What’s your favorite post out of Renal Failure’s 799 previous posts? Your answer will help make the next 800 posts more enjoyable. For who? The answer is unclear.

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