We’re looking at you, HarperCollins

Last Friday we here at Renal Failure introduced a new idea for a blog that would get us a book deal: Political Pundits Who Look Like Child Molesters. So far, no one has followed up to offer us any money to make that golden idea into a book.

Maybe they think the premise would run out of steam quickly. After all, there are only so many pundits to cram into so many media outlets. But more pundits rise every day from our nation’s universities and the Internet. It’s a deeper well than we think.

So I’m going to display for these timid editors that we can run with this by giving you MORE political pundits that look like child molesters. Plus it’s Friday and it’s nice out and I don’t want to be inside all day.

Remember, they are NOT child molesters, as far as we know. They just look like child molesters, at least that’s what my gut is telling me.

The New Republic editor Peter Beinart…

“Mr. Beinart, I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator. Please sit down. I’d like to talk to you about these instant messages you sent to this 11-year-old girl about assplay…”

FOXNews’s Alan Colmes…

Low hanging fruit, I know. But come on, he’s not even trying to hide it. He’s like a walking Amber Alert.

And finally NBC’s Tim Russert…

“Yeah… dance for me… that’s good… yeah… very nice… hey, don’t cry… don’t cry… I didn’t pay for your tears…”

Our operators are standing by for all those book advance offers. And by operators I mean me, staring at my phone all night.

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