Precious Encouragements 11/15/09
November 15, 2009“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. “Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!” “—Mitch Hedberg
This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week. We built a house in your heart, and then the bank foreclosed on it after the love factory closed and we all got laid off. Then we did a bunch of stuff for food money that we’re not proud of. That’s what the crying is all about.
except for that ‘crying’ part, i found this to actually be encouraging. what’s that say about my life? doesn’t matter…i’m improving my predicament!
“Will fuck for food”?
I would fuck for tuna tartar. And Porterhouse. And lobster.