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Bubbles Where Bubbles Shouldn’t Be… Or Should They?

September 23, 2010

After watching the above video where a female ninja captures a group of rival ninjas with her vagina bubble attack, I decided I needed further clarification on what I just saw with my local ninja authority.

“Ninjas cannot shoot bubbles out of their vagina,”  says Ninja Vicki.

And maybe I’d be willing to take her word for it, if I didn’t see a similar video on the Internets of another female ninja using bubbles from her vagina to subdue her enemy.

“Look, there has to be something to this,”  I say.  “A single ninja vagina bubble video is one thing, but two?  It can’t be coincidence, can it?”

“Ninjas are silent assassins,”  says Ninja Vicki.  “The vagina bubble attack does not fit that profile.”

“But it’s damn effective,”  I say.  “I wouldn’t know how to defend against it.”

“I cannot shoot bubbles from my vagina and I don’t want to shoot bubbles from my vagina,”  says Ninja Vicki.  “I don’t want to shoot anything from my vagina.”

“Maybe that’s why you can’t kill Samurai Cathy,”  I say.  “You’re not ninja enough to go to the lengths needed to defeat a skilled foe like her.”

“And then when people ask how I finally ended my hated arch-enemy’s life I can tell them ‘Oh, I drowned her with a flood of bubbles shooting out of my vagina,'”  says Ninja Vicki, rolling her eyes.  “Yes, that’s how I want my glorious victory to be remembered throughout history.”

“But you’d be victorious nonetheless,”  I say.

“You know, I have enough trouble finding a man,”  says Ninja Vicki.  “I don’t need to compound that problem with killer bubbles flying out my cooter.”

“That actually might help your cause,”  I say.  “Put that on your online dating profile and you’d be flooded with emails for sure.”

“Yeah, from dirty fucking perverts who just want to see the bubble show,”  says Ninja Vicki.  “Forget it, vagina bubbles ain’t happening.”

“Look, it’s no secret your life pretty much sucks,”  I say.  “Maybe bubbles from your vagina would turn things around, maybe it won’t, but you’ll never know unless you give it a try.  Now let’s go down to the dollar store, stock up on a whole bunch of bubble bath bottles, and start filling up that vag.”

Ninja Vicki respectfully declined my offer by roundhouse kicking me in the head.  Some people just don’t want to be helped.  But I do, because I might have a concussion.

11 comments

  1. vagina bubbles from hell? this is going to make my next meeting so much more fun… FUCK ALL Y’ALL! Make a decision or i’ll release my killer bubbles!


  2. You can achieve a similar effect if you swallow bubble gum.


  3. I don’t think it’s a ninja thing, just a creepy thing that some people can do. I had an ex-girlfriend who could do it and she wasn’t a ninja. It stands to reason that some vag bubblers would then also become ninjas and then incorporate their vag bubble abilities into their ninjaness.


  4. Wait, okay. Let me get this straight. First, ninjas bone using astral projection. Then he finishes too soon, so she starts blowing killer magic vagina bubbles. Dude freaks out and slits her throat with his gay fan to keep magic bubbles at bay, and then drowns in killer magic vagina bubbles anyway.

    You were looking for porn when you found this.


  5. Honeysuckle Divine could do that and she wasn’t even a ninja.


  6. Ninja bubbles out the vajay is HILARIOUS. I was laughing my ass off. Awesome post.


    • Hey fellow fabricator and liar! Stick around and check out our vast Renal Archives and you’ll laugh till bubbles fly out of your vagina.


  7. I want ninja bubble to come out of my vagina. Just the ones in the first video – they were much prettier


  8. Yes, the bubbles in the first video were much more attractive. The second one looked like a demented dishwasher. I also liked the effect of the first bubbles better. . . although I’m pretty sure those ninjas surprised the hell out of their mothers when they arrived back in their wombs. . .

    I was unaware that anyone could blow bubbles with their vagina. . .learn something new every day.


    • I’m unaware of the mechanics of vagina bubble blowing. We need some sort of History channel show about vagina tricks or something. First week, killer bubbles. Second week, the ping-pong ball trick.



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