Last Friday of the month again. Couldn’t find an interesting t-shirt for October, but I do have a pretty big hockey jersey collection…
If you remember the Paul Newman movie Slap Shot you’ll know this is the jersey of his team Charlestown Chiefs.
So if I get invited to an impromptu costume party this weekend, all I’ll need is a pair of thick black glasses and I can go as one of the Hanson Brothers.
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We’ve been winning a lot of stuff lately. Case in point, we got this from I Probably Don’t Like You, a fellow member of the HumorBloggers.com family. His name makes us question his motives…
Apparently Mr. Doesn’tLikeYou enjoyed our recent post about winning a caption award from EttaRose’s site. We would have preferred it if we won for our soul-rousing haikus, but we’ll take what we can get when it comes to awards that come with nice graphics to show off.
The Super Scribbler Award, however, comes with a few strings…
What they don’t know is that Renal Failure is the home of Tag Larkin, and Tag Larkin plays by his own rules. So if you think you deserve the Super Scribbler Award, say so in the comments to this post. First five to do so win the award from us.
Last week we were told late last week by EttaRose that we won her Craption Contest… so let’s put that graphic up.
The spice must flow…
We hope that our recent luck with the caption contests on other sites will increase our popularity.
Also we screwed up this week by putting up two posts on Thursday. We only meant to put up the Tina the Lesbian post. The Anonymous Doug sex clinic post was supposed to go up next week, but it went up and we kept it there. Looks like we have to come up with something new for next week. Damn you, post-a-day schedule!
Regular Renal Readers know we like awards and graphics, so here’s one we won from Kirsten over at The Soccer Mom Files for her caption contest…
Moms dig Renal Failure. Why is that?
It’s not just a t-shirt, it’s a way of life…
I bought this on Spring Break 2001 in Athens, Georgia at a place called Junkman’s Daughter. Just go there at the end of your stay in Athens, because you will spend all your money buying cool shit at this place.
I don’t recall the last time I wore this, but I feel better knowing it’s hanging in my closet, just waiting for the perfect day to be displayed (like today). Because you don’t just wear the Fuck This t-shirt all willy-nilly. It’s like the fine china locked behind the glass in a dining room hutch at an Italian grandmother’s house: it’s for special occasions. Like if the Pope shows up. That also might be why there’s plastic on all the furniture too.
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The ticking time bomb scenario… this time involving gay anal sex.
Anonymous Doug struggles with the return to Standard Time.
Some people have a problem with the word “moist.” Those people cannot properly describe my scrumptious Devil’s Food Cake.
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Why won’t someone write song about the other children of former Senator Rick Santorum? You know, the ones that weren’t crying on camera when he gave his concession speech?
A chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, and a pair of ruby lips around every cock!
You can’t celebrate Islamofascism Week unless you can spell Islamofascism.
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Tina the Lesbian doesn’t believe me when I tell her Huey Lewis is greater than Kurt Cobain. I think it’s because she hates America.
Avonia the Wiccan Pimp tells us the part in the movie Sin City where the hookers run themselves was complete bullshit.
If you need to hogtie yourself while wearing two wetsuits and a rubber mask while having a dildo up your ass, you’re making masturbation way more complicated than it has to be.
The art of successfully being on the down low is dependent on your ability to lie convincingly.
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A lot of people don’t go to their high school reunions, and for good reasons.
What do ninjas dress as for Halloween? Ninja Vicki explores this topic for us.
In this age of corporate merges and takeovers I can’t tell who owns what shitty beer brand anymore.
It has gotten way too complicated to order a Philly Cheesesteak these days.
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I think this is why I don’t get invited to parties very often.
Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat spends a week in a Russian palace just for cats.
I don’t think vacation time is the main concern for someone applying to be a soldier in the Iraqi army.
FACT: The hottest celebrity coupling is Carmen Electra and Joan Jett. It is irrefutable.
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