Archive for the ‘Precious Encouragements’ Category

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Precious Encouragements: August 2008

June 9, 2011

“When a woman, whether she’s a wife, a lover, or a slave you’ve purchased to be a wife or lover, leaves you repeatedly… take the hint.” -Rygel from the TV show Farscape.

They’re not screwing up, they’re doing exactly what they planned to do. -rf

Watch Forest Whitaker shoot down two rednecks and learn a lesson from the universe here.

Gary Busey has some advice about lemons not being worth much in a motorcycle accident.

“Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.” -Bill Hicks

These were your Precious Encouragements of August 2008

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Precious Encouragements 05/01/11

May 1, 2011

We haven’t had a Precious Encouragement in a long time (not since last January), but I found one from the recently-released video game Portal 2 that I’d like to share with you…

Burning people… he says what we’re all thinking…

Cave Johnson might be Tag Larkin’s dad. They certainly share the same moxie that would conceive of house-burning lemons.  And you know if Tag Larkin told you to burn a house down with lemons, you’d hop right to it.

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Precious Encouragements – April 2008

August 22, 2010

““Knowledge and belief are nowhere similar, and should be kept well away from comparison and cooperation.” —my friend Jamil

“There’s no right, there’s no wrong, there’s only popular opinion.” – line from the movie 12 Monkeys.

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.” -W.C. Fields

“If you’re going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they’ll kill you.” -attributed to George Bernard Shaw at the beginning of the mockumentary film C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America.

These were your Precious Encouragements of April 2008.

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Precious Encouragements 01/24/10

January 24, 2010

“Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand.” —Plato

“Only through Tag Larkin’s brand of plegnic brewing does Tag Larkin’s drink acheive its full flavor!”  —Tag Larkin

This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week.  It doesn’t matter if we don’t understand what we’re saying, it only matters that you think you understand what we’re saying.

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Precious Encouragements 01/17/10

January 17, 2010

“Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.” — Rumi

“Catholic schoolgirls.” —Anonymous Doug

This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week. Encouraging the preciousness in you since 2006.

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Precious Encouragements 01/10/10

January 10, 2010

There’s what’s Right, what’s Wrong, and what Happens.

This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week. Right or Wrong, it Happens every week.

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Precious Encouragements 01/03/10

January 3, 2010

“After experience had taught me that the common occurrences of daily life are vain and futile, and that all the objects of our desires and fears were in themselves nothing good nor bad save insofar as the mind was affected by them, I at length determined to seek out whether there was anything truly good and communicable to man.” —Spinoza

“Blowjobs.”  —Anonymous Doug

This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week.  When nothing is good or bad, it helps to be precious.

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Precious Encouragements 12/13/09

December 13, 2009

And so it was that the pain of putting up with your bullshit to maintain civility became greater than the pain of everyone hating me for ripping you five new assholes.

This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week.  When ripping new assholes, it’s important to rip with the knees.  Never the back.

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Precious Encouragements 12/06/09

December 6, 2009

At some point, all creative expression becomes a cry for help.

This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week.  Being precious isn’t easy.  Being encouraging isn’t either.  Being both is quite a fucking effort.

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Precious Encouragements 11/22/09

November 22, 2009

Um… we forgot to come up with one this week.

This was not your Precious Encouragement of the Week.

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