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“A Girl who won’t press charges.”

June 21, 2006

“I don’t think you should include that in your personal ad,” says Bernie the half-cyborg cat.

“But it’s a very important thing to me,” I say.

“Maybe you can just put down non-litigious,” says Bernie. “Hopefully the girls who read it won’t have a dictionary nearby.”

“Okay, fine,” I say. “But I’m not taking out the ‘Girl who enjoys driving people’s heads into the floor’ part.”

“Of course not, that’s what makes a relationship last,” says Bernie.

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