It’s like Scanners…except with cancer

June 24, 2006

I have a bad temper.

One day I had to give Avonia a ride to the Farmer’s Market, and on the way there some girl in a convertible cut me off and almost hit my car. So I pulled up next to her at a traffic light and yelled “I HOPE YOU GET CERVICAL CANCER!”

“That was a horrible thing to say,” Avonia said after the light turned green and I had calmed down a little. “Did you ever think about what if she actually got cervical cancer?”

I thought about it for a moment.

“Yeah, it would mean I can give people cancer with my mind,” I say. “That would fucking rule.”

I have a bad temper…and it wants to give people cancer.

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