I’ll be misunderstood for Christmas

December 24, 2007

Last week a bunch of us did a “Secret Santa.”  However, many of us misunderstood the concept.

Mikka thought we were doing a Secret Santana, and so he bought Avonia the Wiccan Pimp an autographed picture of Carlos Santana, made out to “The Black Magic Woman.”

Avonia the Wiccan Pimp thought we were doing a secret Santa Maria, and so she got Bernie a model of Christopher Columbus’ ships.

Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat thought were were doing a Secret Santayana, and so he bought Mikka a box set of The History Channel’s “A Timeline of Blowing Shit Up” series, for those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. And Mikka learns things better when they’re on a TV screen and are very loud.

Tina the Lesbian thought we were having a Secret Sanka, and bought Ninja Vicki a whole lot of decaf coffee to commemorate one of the first decaffeinated coffees available to the public.

Ninja Vicki thought we were having a Secret Santo and bought Tag Larkin the mask of the famous Mexican wrestler.

Tag Larkin thought were were doing a Secret Panda, and bought me a couple packages of panda steaks.

I was the only one who didn’t comically misunderstand the Secret Santa routine, and I got Tina the Lesbian a gift certificate to The Olive Garden because she likes their endless pasta bowl.

No one remembered to get Anonymous Doug anything.


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  1. lucky tag larkin. I’d like a mexican wrestling mask

  2. Oh, it’s not “Secret Salma”? I guess I’d better return your present.

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