Our middle names are not “the”

January 4, 2008

Tina the Lesbian’s sister is coming to town for a quick lunch.

“So is she a lesbian too?” I ask.

“No, Jennifer is married with two kids,” says Tina the Lesbian.

“So she would be known as Jennifer the Straight,” I say.

“I guess she would,” says Tina the Lesbian.

“Does Jennifer the Straight have any problems with you being a lesbian?” I ask.

“No, she’s fine with it,” says Tina the Lesbian. “Her kids don’t seem to care either, except for the fact that Aunt Tina doesn’t have any cousins for them to play with.”

“Do you have any other siblings?” I ask.

“One older brother, Patrick,” Tina the Lesbian says.

“Is he Patrick the Bisexual, Patrick the Cross-Dresser, or Patrick the Trannie?” I ask.

“No, we call him Patrick the Thrice-Divorced,” says Tina the Lesbian.  “And seeing how bad his last divorce went, I’m slightly reconsidering my support of gay marriage.”

He should have been Patrick the Gay.  He’d probably still have his condo.  Well, maybe not in the states with gay marriage or civil unions.


I’m too sexy for humor-blogs.com… too sexy for my shirt… so sexy it hurts…


  1. Haha cute. I have a feeling Jennifer The Straight will be making into your Symptoms shortly :)

  2. me too. from myra the nurse.

  3. Patrick the Homeless maybe…

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