Who’s running the shop?

January 24, 2008

As our regular Renal Failure readers may know, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp also owns the local pagan store in town, Wic-Mart. The problem is that it’s not very profitable, due to the low amount of wiccans or pagans in town. So that’s why she pimps at night, to keep the shop open.

But what our readers may have be asking is who runs the shop when Avonia is out pimping? That task falls to her husband Arawn. We don’t see much of him, as none of us really have a need to go to Wic-Mart. And when he’s not working his time is taken with organizing and running their local coven.

We don’t see much of him because of his long hours at Wic-Mart, but he’s not a hard man to find when he’s out in public because of his long blond ponytail and gray cloak. And though his usual outfit is enough to frighten the Wheatleys, it’s rather subdued compared to the elaborate regalia of his pimp wife Avonia. He’s usually walking or riding a bike when we see him public. He might be doing it because he’s environmentally conscious. We think it’s because he lost his license to a DUI or two, which would also explain why we never see him out at the bars. Okay, only I think that, but I didn’t bother to ask. I made Bernie the half-cyborg cat ask Avonia for me and she quickly changed the subject.

And now you know more about our local pagan couple.


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  1. Oooh, you have cloak people too in your town? So does Rickey–they’re a nonstop source of amusement.

  2. I wish we had a Wic Mart, girft buying is so hard these days, and who doesnt want some pagan stuff for sacrificing things… honestly

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