Silly Rabbit, Jews are for Kids

February 21, 2008

Well, Ninja Vicki was somewhat right.  Mikka’s not around as much as he used to be now that he’s got a girlfriend.  Not like it’s a big absence, it just means Mikka only gets to hang out four times a week instead of six.

So this means I have to find someone else to come over to watch Palestinian Children’s Programming.

“What the hell is this?” says Tina the Lesbian, sitting on my couch with a fresh mojito in hand.  “Did that rabbit say he was going to eat the Jews?”

“Yeah, that’s Assud,” I say.  “He’s taking over the spot on this show for Nahoul the Bee, who apparently has just died of some illness that they’ll probably blame the Israelis for.”

“What, is Nahoul the Mr. Hooper of Palestine?” says Tina the Lesbian.

“Not really, because Nahoul took over for Farfour the mouse, who was arrested by the Israelis and beaten to death in prison,” I say.

“What the fuck kind of kids’ show is this?” says Tina the Lesbian.

“Not a very good one, considering the low production values and flimsy animal costumes,” I say.  “Come on, I can clearly tell that kid’s reading from a script.  For the love of the Prophet, at least the kids on You Can’t Do That on Television made it look somewhat natural.”

“But why is that giant pink rabbit saying he’s going to eat the Jews?” Tina the Lesbian says, pointing at the screen.

“Because Assud means ‘lion’ but he is not a lion, he’s a rabbit,” I say.  “He’s a silly rabbit.  A silly anti-semetic rabbit.”

“Why the hell do you watch this show?” says Tina the Lesbian.

“If I told you there was a TV show on featuring a Palestinian mouse that is killed by Israeli police, a jihad-loving bee who dies of some disease, and a giant pink rabbit who wants to eat Jews, wouldn’t you want to see it just for its sheer insanity?”

Tina the Lesbian ponders this for a moment.  “Well, it couldn’t be worse than that new version of Knight Rider.”

And it’s certainly less formulaic than an episode of House or CSI.


Humor-blogs.com will not be seen tonight, so we can bring you this special episode of Too Close For Comfort


  1. Holy shit, that YouTube video is fucking hysterical.

  2. Unbelievably, outrageously funny video! ;-)

  3. David Caruso is crying right now, I hope your happy.

  4. Ya, I’m happy. :p

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