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Ringing and Swinging

April 30, 2008

“You know what I hate,” says Anonymous Doug.

“What do you hate?” I say.

And Anonymous Doug continues: “I hate it when I’m banging a chick in front of her husband at their request, and his cell phone goes off. I mean, come on. Take a tip from the movie theater and silence your fucking phone. If you’re serious about getting off while watching me fuck your old lady, why would you have your god damn phone with you? Am I right on this or what?”

*blink* *blink*

“Doug, why have you not been elected President of World yet?” I say.

“They keep forgetting to put me on the ballot,” say Anonymous Doug.

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4 comments

  1. What would Miss Manners say?

    Perhaps that men who like to watch strange men boinking their wives have no manners and therefore you should never invite them to your house cause they will pee in the hot tub.


  2. Ok, ok, next time I’ll just switch it off.


  3. i know it is such an old joke but alex. omg that made me lol literally!! or maybe i am just too stressed out currently


  4. Hey what can I say, I just love the classics.



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