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Tag Larkin Drinks Your Milkshake

May 21, 2008

Tag Larkin Drinks Your Milkshake.

If you have a milkshake, and Tag Larkin has a straw – there it is, that’s a straw. You see? Are you watching? And Tag Larkin’s straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake…

Tag Larkin drinks your milkshake! HE DRINKS IT UP!

If you have a milkshake, and Tag Larkin does not have a straw. Tag Larkin will run across the room and rip it from your milkshake-loving hands. Because…

Tag Larkin drinks your milkshake. HE DRINKS IT UP!

Even if you don’t have a milkshake, Tag Larkin will drag your ass down to the local ice cream shop. But he won’t make you buy him a milkshake, he forces you to buy a milkshake for yourself and then he takes it from you.

Tag Larkin drinks your milkshake. HE DRINKS IT UP!

And why does Tag Larkin drink your milkshake? Because Tag Larkin’s parents told him he couldn’t have a milkshake of his own because he was lactose intolerant, so Tag Larkin believes that as long as he doesn’t buy his own milkshake he won’t suffer any digestive problems.

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3 comments

  1. Works for me. If you buy me a few beers, I won’t get drunk.


  2. Is that what I was doing wrong, buying my own milkshake? Will you buy me a butterscotch milkshake so my tummy won’t hurt when I drink it?


  3. mmmm…. butterscotch…..



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