Ninjas don’t abide by the infield fly rule

May 30, 2008

Last week we talked about how our town has a local softball league, and we mentioned how Tina the Lesbian belongs to the team sponsored by Clamlapper’s, the local lesbian bar.

Well, this past week ClamLapper’s third base lesbian Margaret Boudoir sprained her knee last week during their game against the Knight of Columbus, leaving her unable to play in this week’s game against Harry’s Bait, Tackle, and MRI Imaging.

And so Tina the Lesbian was tasked as team captain to find a replacement third baseman. This search brought her to Ninja Vicki’s house.

“I’ve never played softball,” says Ninja Vicki.

“But you’ve got lightning fast reflexes,” says Tina the Lesbian. “That’s perfect for playing third base.”

“What about batting?” says Ninja Vicki.

“It’s slow pitch softball,” says Tina the Lesbian. “And I’m sure swinging a bat is not that much different than swinging a sword.”

“You realize playing softball goes against all my ninja training,” says Ninja Vicki. “Standing out in the open in broad daylight like that.”

“Well, if you’re not interested I could always ask Samurai Cathy,” says Tina the Lesbian.

And so Ninja Vicki, out of spite, took the field against Harry’s Bait, Tackle, and MRI Imaging. She went 3-for-3 with two singles and a double. She also stopped the tying run from scoring by sinking a shuriken into the baserunner’s back, earning ClamLapper’s an important 7-6 victory. The box wine did flow mightily at the victory party that night, and Ninja Vicki got hammered enough to sing a karaoke duet with center fielder Holly Vitality. But not enough to kiss her.


One comment

  1. Harry’s sounds interesting. does he serve food as well?

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