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Nachos Con Cancer

July 3, 2008

There’s a new affliction ravaging our populace, or at least the part of the populace that really likes nachos.

It’s called Quesothelioma.

You may love the smell of that warm melted cheese on for your tortilla chips, but too much of it will poison the lining of your organs, mainly the lungs.

But the effects of Quesothelioma won’t hit you until years after the fact, and you’ll look back at those years of constantly ordering the nachos supreme or buying all those bags of Tostitos and queso dip and say “Oh no I have cancer, and it was the most delicious cancer ever!”

Maybe you can win a lawsuit against the nacho cheese corporations, but beware, for Big Queso has deep pockets.  If you’re lucky, you’ll live to see a generous settlement.  If you’re not, you’ll be dead of cheese-related cancer and that’s just embarrassing.

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