h1

Tag Larkin for Mayor

August 11, 2008

It’s an election year here in town, and we’re finally going to fill our vacant mayor position, left open years ago after the cannon-related death of Captain Baltus (I- Jolly Roger Party). The Republicans and Democrats have selected their candidates, but it doesn’t matter because there’s only one man who deserves your vote…

Tag Larkin will be your mayor.

Unlike John Edwards and Rudy Giuliani, Tag Larkin won’t have an affair with a woman who’s not his wife. Tag Larkin will have an affair with at least six women who are not his wife. Tag Larkin doesn’t even have a wife, but he will get married just to cheat on her. That’s how committed he is.

Tag Larkin will be your mayor.

President Richard Nixon once said about his activities in the White House “Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.” Tag Larkin says “Well, when Tag Larkin does it that means that it is not illegal.” And then he goes one step further and says that the stuff that Tag Larkin doesn’t do is therefore illegal. Clearly he has the proper mindset for a municipal executive.

Tag Larkin will be your mayor.

But how will Tag Larkin handle the negative ads about his character and experience and claims that he’s just running on his celebrity status of being Tag Larkin?  With violence. Violence with his hands, and maybe a baseball bat.  Because Tag Larkin doesn’t run attack ads, he is an attack ad.

His name is Tag Larkin, and he approves of this ass-whooping.

So when November comes around, there is only once choice. No, in fact, you have no choice. Tag Larkin will be your mayor.

humor-blogs.comfuelmyblog.comalltop-humorcre8buzzblogcatalog

Advertisements

2 comments

  1. *phew* I’m glad I live in australia


  2. Any man willing to carry out violence gets my vote.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: