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I went for the gold, I vomited up something bronze

August 14, 2008

Here’s a tip for when you’re watching the Olympics at home… never invent a drinking game where you have to do a shot every time the USA Basketball team slam dunks the ball. Because in their game with China they dunked 22 times on the Chinese. I am so glad Mikka knows a guy with a steam cleaner because that Finnish bastard really messed up my rug, and I like that rug. It ties the room together.

And another Olympic themed tip for the guys out there… just because someone is a lesbian, they don’t necessarily enjoy women’s beach volleyball on the salacious level that you do. In other words, Tina the Lesbian didn’t quite share my enthusiasm that one of the girls’ bikini bottoms was really riding up the crack of her ass.

And one last tip… the vagina claw is outlawed in most international contests, no matter what the sport. And so yelling at the TV for your favorite Olympian to use it will get annoying real fast. Even if it is in your own home.

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2 comments

  1. “In other words, Tina the Lesbian didn’t quite share my enthusiasm that one of the girls’ bikini bottoms was really riding up the crack of her ass.”

    She’s just not into sport is she…


  2. LOLLLLLLL Hilarious!! ;)) Peace*

    Canada Sweeps the Medals!! 0 0 0 0



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