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What? One-thousand???

October 24, 2008

This is Renal Failure’s 1,000 post.

112 of them were Precious Encouragements, which we started because we didn’t want to work on Sundays. This was the Encouragement with the most hits… and the one that upset the most people.

63 of them were part of our Saturday video jukebox series, which we started because we didn’t want to work on Saturdays. Surprisingly though the series started as only being Mikka’s Video Jukebox, the most popular video post is from Tina the Lesbian. Note: some of those were on Fridays when we were on break and didn’t feel like assembling a Turn Back the Renal Clock post for that day.  This is proof that posting YouTube videos as blog posts is just a way of telling the audience “Look, I’m lazy and I don’t have time to come up with new shit for you.  So here’s something to keep you occupied until I do.”

Speaking of turning back the Renal Clock, there were 37 Turn Back the Renal Clock series, allowing readers to check out our previous posts without trying to navigate our daunting archives.

32 posts contain the word “porn,” and are usually the posts that get the most hits because its the most popular search term ever.

27 posts contain the word “vagina.” But only 15 have the word “penis” in it somewhere.

13 posts were of our Better Know a Renal Player series, giving our audience a chance to get to know our vast roster of characters.

And only one post has the term “April O’Neil” in it, but it gets a lot hits from perverts looking to wank off to the reporter chick from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Makes you wonder why we don’t see redheads in yellow jumpsuit with white boots more often.

So everyone celebrate this momentous moment of monumental momentry by leaving a comment about how you came to find Renal Failure and how long you’ve been a Renal Reader. The day is yours.

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11 comments

  1. Damn! I can’t remember how I found you, but you know I’ve leeched on and never let go since day one. it must have been about 17 months now I think….?


  2. Thanks for the overview, y’all. And congratulations!
    Eve


  3. So “Crimson Paraplegic” is not a popular google search, I’m guessing.


  4. 1000? Jesus H. Christ. I feel like I’ve been blogging forever, and I’ve only got a tenth of that. Congratufuckinglations!!!


  5. It’s only been a few months, I’ll confess, and now that I know I’m more than 900 posts in the hole, I don’t know if I’ll ever get caught up. However, I do appreciate the Better Know A Renal Player series and Turn Back the Renal Clock.

    Oh, yeah, and I’m ready for you and your crazy 888s in our fantasy football game Sunday. Bring it on, bitch. ;)


  6. Congratulation. Very persistent, in addition to substantial, I must say, as I have followed this blog for some time now.


  7. ‘And only one post has the term “April O’Neil” in it, but it gets a lot hits from perverts looking to wank off to the reporter chick from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Makes you wonder why we don’t see redheads in yellow jumpsuit with white boots more often.’

    Haha… *whitles and looks ashamed*

    But fuck me 1000, jesus christ man great work. But you need to hurry up and get this made into some sort of sealab 2021 esque adult swim cartoon, come on chop chop ;)


  8. 1000 posts should at least get you a t-shirt or something. Perhaps some balloons?

    Good show old bean.


  9. Congratulations on 1000 posts. I found this site by way of nursemyra.


  10. but who are you Cew? how come you don’t comment on my blog?

    *pout*


  11. My dear nursemyra, it’s hard to post when one is left speechless . . .



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