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Haiku Friday – Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat

February 13, 2009

Next up on the poetry podium is everyone’s favorite semi-mechanical feline… busting out a little 5-7-5 action with a piece he calls Sticky

Fucking tape on my
Paw won’t come off, god damn it
Who did this to me?

Apparently his wife Marlie has found a new way to get back at Bernie whenever he doesn’t let her watch her Father Ted episodes on the TiVo.

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One comment

  1. Marlie should know thats very cruel… funny… but cruel.



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