Haiku Friday – Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat

February 13, 2009

Next up on the poetry podium is everyone’s favorite semi-mechanical feline… busting out a little 5-7-5 action with a piece he calls Sticky

Fucking tape on my
Paw won’t come off, god damn it
Who did this to me?

Apparently his wife Marlie has found a new way to get back at Bernie whenever he doesn’t let her watch her Father Ted episodes on the TiVo.




One comment

  1. Marlie should know thats very cruel… funny… but cruel.

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