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Precious Encouragements 02/22/09

February 22, 2009

“I used to have really long hair. People thought I was high on stage, because people long hair associate with drug use. I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use… like an extreme longing for cake. Strangers would see a long haired guy and say, ‘That fucker eats cake!… He is on bundt cake.’ Mothers saying to their daughters, ‘Don’t bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smell like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?'” —Mitch Hedberg, from the Mitch Hedberg random quote machine.

This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week, associating random quotations with profound insight every Sunday because it’s easier than writing new material.

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3 comments

  1. i’m going to get my hair cut. better eat a lot of cake now… just in case it doesn’t taste the same.


  2. Thats a shame about Mitch Hedburg, he was great. ‘That fucker eats cake!… He is on bundt cake.’ His inflection and delivery is what made lines like that great.


  3. “don’t bring the cake eater over here any more”. I say that to my son every day of the week but he still keeps on coming…



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