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Friday Haiku – Avonia the Wiccan Pimp

March 6, 2009

Everyone’s favorite pagan regulator of prostitutes steps up to poetry mic this week with this offering called “Voice.”

The goddess, she calls,
The air parts with her query
“Ho, where’s my money?”

I think we can all find prostitution more palatable when it’s wrapped in the flowery language of pagan rituals.

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5 comments

  1. I didn’t think I could love poetry as much as I do right now.


  2. haiku is art, man
    watch them count on their fingers
    Deep and meaningful


  3. The universal sign of someone doing a haiku is a person counting on their fingers, silently mouthing the numbers and cursing when they go over.


  4. works for me… :-)


  5. Damn that’s funny. And being a Wiccan myself, I do not take offense. :)



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