Do you understand? Do you even want to understand?March 19, 2009
“I don’t understand open-toed shoes*,” I say. “It’s like you’re paying full price for an incomplete shoe.”
“I don’t understand why this girl I’m banging will let me pee on her but won’t do oral,” says Anonymous Doug. “I mean, it’s not like I’m asking her for oral right after the peeing.”
“How do you find these women, Doug?” I say.
“If I told you, you wouldn’t understand,” says Anonymous Doug.
*seriously, I don’t understand them.