Turn Back the Renal Clock – July 2007 Part Four

March 26, 2009

Scientists say spite is a purely human emotion. Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat disagrees.

Our local politicians have no need for hookers. That’s a shame because we’ve been hungry for a new scandal lately.

We’re not going to live in space until spacesuits are sexy.

The only thing worse than Restless Leg Syndrome is Restless Crotch Syndrome.

Bernie is a right bastard when it comes to board games.




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