Friday Haiku – Marlie

April 17, 2009

As translated off the cocktail napkin they were originally written on, found in the aftermath of a bar brawl…

Barkeep cuts me off
Says I can’t stand on me own
Cunt bastard gets cut

Nose erupts, crushed
Blood gobs spray, bone crunches
Relish the headbutt




One comment

  1. Ah, the majesty of the Irish tongue. T’is a beautiful thing

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