Tag Larkin Has Attitude

July 14, 2009

Theologian Charles Swindoll wrote:  “Attitude, to me, is more important than facts.”

Obviously Mr. Swindoll knows Tag Larkin, because that’s exactly how Tag Larkin lives his life.

Sure, it’s a fact that most if not all shopping malls, coffee shops, and convenience stores declare that you can’t walk around their establishments shirtless and with an opened tallboy of beer.  But if Tag Larkin wants to purchase some wrinkle-free slacks or a moccachino or a box of Hot Pockets while bearing his manly chest and chugging 24 ounces of Schlitz, then you’re not going to stop Tag Larkin from doing so.  And all those  pleas about “please the leave the store” and “we’re calling the cops”  and “put down the beer or we’ll taser you” won’t move him either because to Tag Larkin…

Attitude is more important than facts.

Sure, it’s a fact that Ankara is the capital of Turkey and not Gobble-gobblestan, and Alex Trebek told Tag Larkin this during an episode of Jeopardy that Tag Larkin was part of as a contestant.  But it doesn’t make much difference what the capital of Turkey is after Tag Larkin hits you with your own podium and that’s because…

Attitude is more important than facts.

Sure, it’s a fact that Tag Larkin is not the drummer for the Rolling Stones or the King of Norway or the first man to fuck a comet.  But that doesn’t stop Tag Larkin from telling women these things when Tag Larkin tries picking them up at a bar, or a bank, or a funeral.  And to everyone’s surprise sometimes it actually works.  Well, everyone’s surprise except Tag Larkin because Tag Larkin knows…

Attitude is more important than facts.  It’s also more important than education and money, which is why Tag Larkin also says he owns Monaco and has a PhD in GlobalThermoAstroDynamic Brain Surgery.  Go ahead, tell him he doesn’t.  See how far that gets you.





  1. Great site man. I was wondering if we could possible exchange links. Let me know what you think about my humor blog.


  2. Steven Hawking could never fuck a comet…

  3. Nothing Tag Larkin does surprises me

  4. Ah, Gobblegobblestan. I have many fond memories of that faraway land.

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