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Haiku Friday 07/24/09 – Marlie

July 24, 2009

Marlie wrote this one years ago after being banned from the local football/soccer league…

Back in me home land
Chewing off a man’s ballsack
Is not a Red Card.

Shortly after that, she wrote this one after being banned from the local rugby team after an unfortunate scrum…

If it helps my case
I thought I was biting down
on his ring finger.

So remember, in the heat of athletic competition don’t put anything near Marlie’s mouth that you want to keep.

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One comment

  1. How chewy is a sportsman’s ballsack anyway? I tend to attract more arty types



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