Turn Back the Renal Clock – October 2007 Part Four

September 3, 2009

Tina the Lesbian doesn’t believe me when I tell her Huey Lewis is greater than Kurt Cobain.  I think it’s because she hates America.

Avonia the Wiccan Pimp tells us the part in the movie Sin City where the hookers run themselves was complete bullshit.

If you need to hogtie yourself while wearing two wetsuits and a rubber mask while having a dildo up your ass, you’re making masturbation way more complicated than it has to be.

The art of successfully being on the down low is dependent on your ability to lie convincingly.

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