Haiku Friday – 09/18/09 – Tag Larkin

September 18, 2009

Tag Larkin brings us the first ever Rosh Hashanah haiku, and one more Jewish one for good measure…

For Jewish New Year
Tag Larkin will get drunk off
Manischewitz wine

Tag Larkin decides
What is and is not kosher
Semen qualifies





  1. Of course semen qualifies

  2. why wouldn’t it? unless it’s from a pig…

  3. Ah ha, but how does Tag Larkin feel about Yom Kippur? Or does Tag Larkin have no need for atonement because…(imagine I finished this sentence with a clever Larkinism. I’m all out of wit right now.)

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