Haiku Friday – Anonymous Doug 10/09/09

October 9, 2009

This one’s called “The Internet’s Down on a Friday Night.”

Can’t get to my porn
Only option is the new
Chadwicks catalogue.

This one’s called “Nothing Hot About This Mess.”

Muffin top blooming
Size eight?  Eight times three maybe
Your denim screams “Kill me.”





  1. Chadwick’s would be better than Land’s End or Eddie Bauer… but not by much…

  2. Chadwick’s? That looks like dull reading

    • Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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