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Haiku Friday 10/23/09 – Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat

October 23, 2009

This one is called “When Marlie breaks out the laser pointer.”

Red dot glides, dances
Can’t catch it, but when I do
It will be awesome

This next one is called “Why we eat what we eat.”

There is no cat flu
That’s why we eat birds and pigs
One day: canine flu

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2 comments

  1. Don’t tell Bernie about feline enteritis….


  2. Actually, all flu is bird flu. The influenza family of viruses first evolved in avians and birds can catch every type of it, even those to which other animals are immune.



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