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Precious Encouragements 11/15/09

November 15, 2009

“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. “Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!” “—Mitch Hedberg

This has been your Precious Encouragement of the Week.  We built a house in your heart, and then the bank foreclosed on it after the love factory closed and we all got laid off.  Then we did a bunch of stuff for food money that we’re not proud of.  That’s what the crying is all about.

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3 comments

  1. except for that ‘crying’ part, i found this to actually be encouraging. what’s that say about my life? doesn’t matter…i’m improving my predicament!


  2. “Will fuck for food”?


  3. I would fuck for tuna tartar. And Porterhouse. And lobster.



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