When will Canada make a Maru Holiday?May 25, 2010
Yesterday was a good day. It was Victoria Day in Canada, so we drank to the queen as usual. Then we watched the Phladelphia Flyers elimate the last remaining Canadian team in the NHL playoffs, the Montreal Canadiens, to reach the Stanley Cup Finals vs. the Chicago Blackhawks. But more important than all of that was the fact that it was Maru’s birthday.
Sometimes when we get mad at Bernie the Half Cyborg Cat for being an asshole, we say to him “Why aren’t you Maru?” And then he feels sad because he is not Maru, and he stops being an asshole. That does seem rather cruel, but then again Bernie can get really mean sometimes.
So here’s to Maru’s third birthday, and we hope for many more years of Maru awesomeness.