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Turn Back the Renal Clock – February 2008 Part Four

June 17, 2010

Ninja Vicki finds ninjitsu to be more rewarding than feminism, as it has more swords and throwing stars.

The only plant I can own is one that will grow when I curse at it and verbally abuse it.

Gay people can summon earthquakes, so be nice to them.

If Milton Bradley and Michael Bay got together, they’d either make shitty movies or board games that explode.

Trent Lott mourns the death of William F. Buckley; he called him Money for short.

And one extra post for leap year.  Could be worse, some Chinese calendars have leap months.

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