Turn Back the Renal Clock – April 2008 Part Four

August 21, 2010

I think less of you if you’re not wearing shoes.

I don’t have an enemy in my life, and I feel the howling emptiness…

The Pimptastic Senator  from Mississippi Trent Lott tries to get former Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez a job, but Alberto can’t recall what he did with his resume.

If dojo doesn’t have an autographed photo of Chuck Norris on the wall, go somewhere else.

Being a lesbian isn’t worth as much in hipster credibility as it used to be.


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