Turn Back the Renal Clock – May 2008 Part Five

September 10, 2010

Did you remember reading these when they were first posted?  No?  Well, ready them now and then no one will know your secret shame.

I think this was the last in our Political Pundits Who Look Like Child Molesters series.  I don’t know it never took off like Stuff White People Like.

Never spend a Memorial Day barbecue at the home of a crazed Ultimate Fighter.  Not unless you’ve got a good ground game.

Finland fails to win the Eurovision contest and Mikka cries shenanigans.

At a certain age, you should just skip rehab and go right to dying.

One time the government put a mole in Avonia the Wiccan Pimp’s coven to see if they were doing anything terrorism-related.

Ninjas are pretty good at softball.


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