The Joy of Doing Stuff Other Than Cooking

June 21, 2011

Here at Renal Failure we’re not necessarily known for a lot of things.  One of them is tact, another is cooking well.  So we decided to remedy this issue by scouring the Internet for help with our lack of cooking skills.

Tina the Lesbian has found a cooking show that she finds adorable… My Drunk Kitchen.

“I don’t care if she’s straight, I’m smitten with this lady,”  says Tina the Lesbian.  And we take it that Tina also doesn’t care that she doesn’t learn anything about cooking during this program either.

But just when we were about to abort this project, Tag Larkin comes through in the clutch with EPIC MEAL TIME!

“Tag Larkin only cooks epic meals!”  says Tag Larkin.  “Tag Larkin demands decadent banquets of ridiculously crafted, heart-exploding meals wrought forth from the bowels of madness!  Every bite a holocaust, every belch an affirmation of food chain dominance!”

Unfortunately none of us are rich enough to afford that much bacon, but we can afford to get drunk, and that’s the most important thing when your life is empty.



  1. Best Epic Meal Time – getting drunk off breakfast. or the one where they build the meat house with the nacho cheese moat. And that girl in the videos is going to be my new best friend, she just doesn’t know it yet.

  2. I love her. Off to have my Fallopian tubes re-connected, as I must have her baby.

  3. Good Lord……. I have never seen so much bacon in my life!

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